OFFICIAL COMPLAINT PORTAL

File a complaint
your friend
can't ignore.

Give your grievances the gravity they deserve — for $1.

NEW COMPLAINT
Alex M.
Bad aux — played the same song 3 times in a row at a dinner party
AUX FELONIES
SEVERITY: HIGH
Anonymous
MAKE IT OFFICIAL
CASE
FILED
HOW IT WORKS

Three steps to making it official.

01

Describe the offense

Name your friend, pick a category, describe what they did. Keep it factual. Keep it formal.

02

AI generates your case file

Our system drafts an official-looking complaint — complete with violation, evidence, and required corrective action.

03

Share your case file

Send it to your friend. They get their own copy — and they can file one back.

VIOLATION CODES

The charges are endless.
The case files write themselves.

GROUP CHAT CRIMES
Left on read. Sent one word. Tagged everyone for no reason.
AUX FELONIES
Played the same song twice. Bluetooth audio crimes. Volume at max.
CHRONIC BAILING
Said they were locked in. Skipped the gym. Ghosted the dinner plan.
EXCESSIVE YAPPING
Talked for 45 minutes. Didn't let anyone else speak. Monologued.
AURA DEBT
Borrowed energy. Drained the room. Left vibes in the red.
KITCHEN INFRACTIONS
Dishes in the sink. fridge item they didn't buy. The dishwasher was clean.
OTHER
When it doesn't fit a category — and it still needs to be documented.

A fictional social complaint, made for fun between friends. Not a legal or official notice, and not a tool for harassment.

"My roommate finally acknowledged the dishes situation. I don't think it was the complaint itself — it was the case number. FAF-2026-9X2K1. Very official."

— Satisfied filer, Brooklyn
FILED
FAF-2026-9X2K1

When texting isn't enough, make it official.
For the friends you actually like.

CASE OPEN